Posts Tagged ‘Lauren’

In defense of the stealth convention photographer…

June 17, 2011

I’ve been reading many anime forums lately, where people are discussing perverts and stealth photographers. Apparently, they are one in the same.

The photographer I use does stealth photography. He doesn’t do it to be creepy. He doesn’t want to bang you or do anything else dirty to you. He’s not even thinking that way of you when he takes a stealth photo. He really just sees you (the cosplayer) in a certain light, doing something mundane, but finds beauty in it. Again, I assure you, he doesn’t want to sleep with you, just take my expert word on that. In fact, I’m willing to bet many guys (and girls) who take stealth photographs see something beautiful before them, and simply want to capture that moment. You might be the most convincing model in the world, but nothing will ever replace an honest to goodness real feeling;

See that? He didn’t ask her to pose. She was probably day dreaming, and frankly, this is a lovely picture. Do you see anything misleading about it? Probably not, because it’s not there.

Of course, maybe I’m lucky. Most of the photographers I know who are stealth ones, tend to not take pictures of people eating, talking on phones, or looking generally stupid. They only want to capture something beautiful. So please, before you go off about how people aren’t “real” photographers unless they ask for a picture, think again. I don’t think anyone working for Life or Time asks people to stop and pose as they run away from fire or whatever.

-Lauren

Convention season is here!

June 12, 2011

Just a friendly reminder, if you are a con virgin, please read my tips on how to survive conventions. Also, yay, convention season!

https://girlswithcomics.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/convention-tips-for-first-timers/#respond

 

-Lauren

X-Men: First Class

June 6, 2011

If you didn’t see it this weekend, you are lame. I saw it twice! Yes! Twice!

The plot is basic. We open inPolandduring the height of Nazi control, where Erik Lensherr (Magneto) is being torn away by his parents. In his anger, he manages to bend the iron gates, trying to get to them. He is being watched by a Dr. Sebastian Shaw who takes a keen interest in him. He brings Erik up, and tries to make him use his powers. The only way to get his powers to activate is by shooting his mother in front of him. Over in a surprisingly peaceful England (which by all means should be getting the shit bombed out of them if this is roughly the same time), Charles Xavier thinks he hears a robber in the house. Armed with a baseball bat, he comes across his mother in the kitchen. Turns out it isn’t his mother; it’s a young blue girl named Raved. The two become friends. Some years go by, and Erik and Raven are out at a pub living a normal life, while Erik is going around the globe trying to locate Shaw in order to kill him. After some really intense scenes by Erik, Charles is named Professor Charles Xavier. While drinking to celebrate, a lovely young CIA agent approaches him, asking him for his help.

Yes, I glossed over the plot and ignored some rather key points (such as Emma Frost being involved with Shaw), but you get the idea. The cast was perfect, with the only weak link being January Jones, whom was basically acting like Betty Draper (Mad Men) through the film, which leads me to believe she is a terrible actress. The most compelling actor in the whole film is Michael Fessbender, who plays the very torn Erik. I honestly feel bad for him, and can even understand why he became Magneto. James McAvoy plays a very adorable Charles, who grows from trying to use a mutation line as a pick up, to really being concerned for the whole world, mutants and humans alike.

The dynamic between Charles and Erik is very real, and very powerful in this movie. While they claim to be like brothers, the love they have for each other (especially the love Erik has for Charles) is clearly much deeper, as you can see in the last 20 minutes of the film. While their sub plot is very prominent, the other sub plot of acceptance in the human world is also dominating. Raven is really a blue skinned, red haired, and gold eyed shape shifter, but she stays in her human form (blonde hair brown eyes) in order to fit in. When she meets Hank, who has beast like feet, they find common ground in wanting to fit in. All of these characters save for Charles and Erik, just want to fit in. The other characters, such as Angel and Darwin, are not given ample time to grow as a character; Angel joins the “bad guys” andDarwinis killed off quickly. The only thing this movie might suffer from is having too many characters with too little time, but you won’t really notice, nor care. You will be wrapped up in the Charles/Erik and Raven/Hank plots to care.

The building blocks are all put in place for what could be a great franchise. If they keep the two main sub plots in tact for future films, they will have a very complex set of characters, especially with Erik. For now I guess we have to wait and see. Also, the cameos are really funny and well done, and don’t bother sitting through the credits: There is nothing at the end of them.

-Lauren

The Flash: Rebirth

May 31, 2011

Finally, after being all over Hal Jordan and the rest of the GL crew, DC has decided to shift focus on another character, The Flash. With the new Flashpoint series DC is currently pushing (and I’m currently not buying until a graphic novel comes out), I picked up the newish graphic novel, The Flash: Rebirth. Plus, it was $5 for a hardcover at a convention, so really how could I say no.

Barry Allen is back, from outer space. I’m sure Wally West was thinking maybe he should have changed that stupid lock, or maybe made him leave his key, but Barry is back! And there’s going to be various parades welcoming The Flash home. However all is not right in the world; Two scientists are killed, some other bad crap happens, and any one else who can run fast as hell is turning into dust when Barry touches them. As it would turn out, Professor Thawne, who is an evil, yellow Flash, is trying to destroy Barry and his whole world, by going back in time and killing or changing everything he loves. So, it’s up to Barry and the rest of the Flash family to stop Thawne in order to save the world.

I found the story to be a little confusing. A lot is happening in here; Barry is the main focus, but that doesn’t mean the other guys who also call themselves The Flash don’t get attention either. And that’s where I think this series has its biggest flaw; There is too much going on all at once. Something is wrong with Irey; Something is wrong with Jay; Something is wrong with everyone else who can run fast as hell, and somehow, it is all connected to Barry Allen. The core concept is clear as day; Barry Allen is brought back to life, and he has to prove himself worthy of being back by defeating Thawne. Everything else added in here just seems like extra garbage; which is a shame, because I genuinely like Barry Allen and Wally West.

Still, if you stumble on this book in a $5 bin, it’s worth a read. Some parts of it are amazing, but some of it will leave you thinking ‘What the dick is that.’

-Lauren

The Dark Knight Rises

May 20, 2011

Production went underway this week, with the website launching this morning, with a teaser image of Bane released as well:

Oh dear God, I can’t wait.

If you have twitter, hash tag #thefirerises to get a link to another website. I’ll begin my fangirling after I finish this post.

-Lauren

Iceman & Angel One Shot

May 18, 2011

I’m a big enough person to admit that I don’t read Marvel that much. I grew up as a DC and Archie fan, but I’ve always respected Marvel. Of course the only time I actually read Marvel, is when they release a one shot, as is the case with this Iceman and Angel one shot. I don’t know much about the X-Men. These one shots are a great way to introduce myself and hopefully new readers to various X-Men and women, which is what this comic did perfectly.

Neither character got a back story, but a back story would honestly bog down the plot. The two are on vacation, but they’re in New York City instead of a real spring break place. While they are roaming around like “little old ladies”, a giant monster which looks like Thing shows up, causing havoc in its path. The two of them naturally go after it, but only ro distract it until the Avengers, Fantastic Four, or even the military show up.

Which they never do. The Avengers are being held captive in space, the Fantastic Four are also being held captive, and the military is too busy cornering Namor, who in an honest to goodness laugh out loud moment quips “For the last time, I can’t “surrender”! This isn’t an invasion of your surface world! I just wanted a bagel! We don’t have them down there!” So it’s up to the two boys to get past their differences, and to fight this monster.

Only the monster isn’t there to fight. He’s there to locate his also Thing look-a-like son, who attends college on Earth.

This is one of the few one shots aside from Lady Deadpool where you will laugh at something on almost every other page. Brian Clevinger is a witty writer, and should probably get a raise. Artist Joan Doe adds to the comic relief with perfect facial expressions, and the monsters are really adorable, for well, being monsters. This is a perfect example of an easy read without being bogged down by having to buy 25 issues just to get to the end. This is much akin to the comics of yesteryear, where a storyline was done in either one or two issues. Of course, then we would be missing out on some *killer* story arcs, such as Blackest Night, but would we honestly know any better?

That being said, bravo to Clevinger and Doe! This was a great addition to my comic collection.

-Lauren

Free Comic Book Day 2011

May 10, 2011

Saturday, May 7th 2011 was Free Comic Book Day all across the nation. I went to Collectors Corner after having to go to my real job cause of an emergency. Thanks, work problem. I got like no sleep because of you.

First off, I must give props to Collectors Corner, in Parkville Maryland. Randy (and the rest of his amazing staff who I love very very much) runs one helluva great shop. Between comic clubs, movie nights, gaming nights, and a Girls Only Comic Club, there is literally something for everyone. There is almost always a sale, too!

For FCBD, Randy almost always has the best party (or whatever) in town. It’s like a mini con inside of his store. Artists, cosplayers, free food, gaming, and cheap comics. Everyone working and volunteering always do a great job getting people whatever they want and need, within reason. I had a ton of fun that day. It was great to see so many kids come out with their parents and getting comics, which will hopefully make them lifelong fans.

And now, some pictures:

All in all, it was a great day. I did visit a few other shops in the area, but by far and large Collectors Corner always has one of the best turnouts, and parties, in the Baltimore area for FCBD. Hell, the cosplayers even caused a car accident. That’s pretty awesome.

-Lauren

I Laugh At Butt Jokes

May 7, 2011

I hope everyone had a great Free Comic Book Day! I’ll share my thoughts and stories and pictures later (I’m too lazy to upload them right now). For now, I’m gonna share with you guys a pretty funny comic I scored at FCBD 2011.

“i taste sound”, by Mike Riley, can be summed up in one word: Fuckinghysterical. And no, it’s not two words in one, IT’S ONE WORD. The comics are originally from the web (cause it’s a web comic, duh) and are therefore short, sweet, and again, fuckinghysterical. The one liners are smart, and the more than one liners are pretty witty. The art is drawn in an almost childlike manner, which really adds to the comedic value of the one panel goodness. My favorite comics are the butt jokes, because deep inside I’m really just a 12-year-old boy. That kind of sounded wrong, but it is what it is. The best comic out of this book is the ‘My Little Glue’ page. I’ve never intentionally laughed at something I loved as a child in such a sick way so hard in my life. Also, Freudian Slip and Slide? That’s actually the story of my life.

Here, have a look!

Again, these are all one panel stories (ok, save for like, two of them), so the funny is quick and witty. Some of these comics will make you go “Ahahahaha wut” while other’s will make you go “This guy is a genius”. You can buy this book online, or at comic shops, or you can go too http://www.itastesound.com/ to check out more. The artist/writer (Mike Riley, for those of you who forgot from one paragraph ago) is also a talented Baltimore based artist. You can check out his personal work here: http://riley23.blogspot.com/ 

-Lauren

Lenore #2

April 1, 2011

Remember a few months ago when I was really happy about a new Lenore comic coming out and then I never went and picked it up when it came out because I’m both lazy and busy with school at the same time? No? Well I do. And yea, I love me some long run on sentences.

I bought the newest Lenore comic on Sunday, and I can say I laughed my imaginary balls off. In this issue Mr. Gosh, the adorably creepy sock puppet thing, finally realizes Lenore hates him more than I hate Aquaman, and thus decides to move on with his life. By move on I mean move into his families Cupcake Castle. This instantly attracts Lenore, since she is still under the age of 10 (I imagine. I mean, she is a zombie, and I’m pretty sure she died before the age of 10) she does what every good gold digger does. She falls instantly in love with him.

And stalks him.

The love is fleeting. Mr. Gosh in a real character development moment, really tries to get her to go away. I actually feel bad for him, which shows that Roman Dirge has indeed improved over the years as a writer. After all, Mr. Gosh was a piece of shit stalker, and look, I feel bad for him. Mr. Gosh knows Lenore is using him, and to prove to himself (and her) that she is just a gold digger, he blows up the castle. In true Lenore fashion, she leaves him.

This issue was surprisingly ripe with character development. Mostly with Mr. Gosh, but we do get another side to Lenore. Before she was just crazy, but with her gold digging streak in this issue, there’s clearly more to her then killing bugs and having hair hobo’s living in her hair. We also learn that her last name is Lynchfast, and at one time was arrested for something. Possibly killing a small child.

The art has also greatly improved. With the aid of computers comic art in general has (for the most part) become better, and Lenore is one of those comics. I’ve enjoyed watching Dirge grow as both a writer and an artist, even though it takes 173538202 years for a new Lenore comic to come out. I also wish he would release a solo comic called “Things About Me”, as those little extras in the comics are hysterical. I know it’s wrong to laugh at some of the things he’s been through (for instance, he was once on fire), but Dirge realizes this and uses it as a comedic tool, and it works. Roman Dirge is really fucking funny.

So off with you, fair readers! Lenore will not let you down. And if it does, then you suck.

-Lauren

I’m copying Han’s post below me.

March 30, 2011

I LOVE YOU HAN PLEASE DON’T LIGHT ME ON FIRE.

Since I’m not moving out of the country to Japan like I had plans to do (long story, or you could just Google Japan: Earthquake) my convention schedule suddenly got busy.

-Wizard World Philly, June 17-19th. I really dig this con, so naturally I’ll be back for it. It appears the guest list is about the same as last years.

-Otakon, July 29-31st. I know this is silly to say, but I have a feeling this Otakon is going to be pretty big. After what has happened in Japan, I’m sure Otakon will do something to show Japan our support.

-Baltimore Comic Con, August 20-21st. I LOVE THIS CONVENTION.

-New York Comic Con October 13-16th. Maybe this year it won’t be a cluster fuck!

Possible conventions:

-Big Apple Comic Con, September 24-25th. It helps that this con is not right next to NYCC.

-Lauren

 

I would never light you on fire. Attack you with hugs and squishes, totally.~H