Archive for the ‘General Geekery’ Category

Dominic Cooper for fucking real.

July 1, 2010

So news recently broke that young Howard Stark, Tony Stark’s dad, will be played by Dominic Cooper in the ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ movie. Don’t know who he is? Don’t feel so bad, I had to Google him too. I can’t decide if he’s hot or Gahd Awful Ugly. He reminds me of Rami Malek (the mummy from Night At The Museum) and some other hot guy. But I don’t know. I also don’t know if he’s a good actor.

The rest of the cast looks just as stupid; Chris Evans, who is total eye candy but can’t act his way out of a paper bag. Tommy Lee Jones, who already proved to comic book fans he needs to stay away from comic book movies, Hugo Weaving, and a few other people I had to Google. Will this movie work, though? Much like Iron Man, I had no hope. But people know who Captain America is. Still, some people might find him hoaky by today’s standards. Or maybe America needs Captain America back into the lime light. Maybe it will give us strength to battle those evil two-bit Naz–Oh wait…

Patriotism is a great thing, but I think Iron Man should be our generations Captain America. I mean, he did privatize world peace.

-Lauren

Metropolis and Metropolis

June 29, 2010

A few weeks ago I was lucky to see the restored Metropolis (1927) with the new footage (or rather, original that had been lost for decades). This was my first time watching Metropolis, and I fell in love with the movie. The movie really did catch my attention, and held it better than most modern movies. I even cried when I thought Freder or  Maria were going to die during the end fight scene. But they didn’t. And no, that’s not a spoiler if the movie is older than everyone reading this. If you have not seen it, I urge you to do so. Netflix has the movie on instant watch (which you can stream into XBox or Wii), however that version is the shortened version. It’s not as clear, and the story is much different without the added scenes. Still, this movie is an exceptional film.

So naturally, I sought out the anime Metropolis. Based on the manga by God of Manga Osamu Tezuka, the movie has a similar core message, but it still hits the mark. What is truly impressive, is that Tezuka wrote his Metropolis based on stills he saw of the original Metropolis. The movie has the lower class (robots) rising against the upper class. There is a robotic girl based on a dead loved on, and there is heart, brain, and muscle in the film. There is also tons of homage to the Fritz Lang film. The original Machine Maria can be seen in the movie. When we meet this movie’s robot girl, she transforms much similar to Machine Maria. The other similarities are there: A cruel dictator, a son who is at odds, and again, a robot. But that’s it. This story is its own movie. It’s not a remake, not does it try to be.

This movie is also fantastic. You will feel empathy for some of the characters, and you will be engrossed by this film. However, this movie has the best animation I have seen in years. Fluid, colorful, stunning, and just beautiful. Cell animation and CG blend perfectly to create this amazing world of man and machine. The pacing is a little slow at times, but your eyes will not get bored. This movie doesn’t need sound, but it has it, so whatever. The music was odd. Jazz as opposed to sweeping orchestra music. Still, it worked.

Go see both. You’re life will thank me.

-Lauren

True Blood what the shit.

June 27, 2010

Does anyone else watch True Blood? It’s possibly one of the greatest WTF IS THIS SHIT shows I’ve ever seen. Lots of stupid things happen in it. Like Sookie and Bill’s accent. They both sound really gosh darn dumb. If I have to sit through “ERIC I MAHST SAVE BEEEEEEL” or “SOOKEH IS MAHN” one more gosh darn time I will punch my T.V screen. However, the only reason why I watch it?

Pam and Eric. Oh and Sam.

Ok three reasons. But they are ~*beautiful*~ reasons to watch. I love Pam. I would like to be Pam when I grow up. She is truly the Head Bitch In Charge, despite what the show says. She is a fierce bitch, and I have a big girl crush on her. As for Eric? I would hit that with the might of Thor. And Sam is really hot and super adorable. Very shallow reasons, I know. But I can’t find any other real reason to watch. Bill reminds me of Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon. Constantly getting into trouble or being kidnapped. Next thing you know space witches are gonna pop into the show. IT COULD HAPPEN.

-Lauren

Something else has to give too,

June 26, 2010

After much thought after my previous post, it got me thinking about “comic cons” that have outgrown their comic con title. If people want to still be called a comic con, or hell a family friendly affair, every con has to start doing a give or take in all aspects of the con. Perhaps more cons should go the Dragon Con route and enforce a curfew for children (or what have you). Perhaps there should be dress codes, more people making sure dealers cover up whatever adult material they may have, ect. Maybe there should be a secluded room. Who knows.

Or maybe these comic cons should just change the damn name to “AWESOME MEDIA CON” because really that’s what they are.

-Lauren

Suicide Girls booted from San Diego Comic Con…

June 25, 2010

And not because someone finally said “HEY WHY ARE THERE STRIPPERS* AT A FAMILY FRIENDLY CONVENTION.” No, because they might have sold something to a minor because the idiot working at the SG booth didn’t check for an I.D. While I’m glad they aren’t allowed back, what gets me is why were they even there in the fucking first place. All of these conventions claim to be “family friendly”, yet at Wizard World Philly I saw Suicide Girls, and then right across there was some other booth of hookers offering free massages. Right out there in the open. And while I will usually be the last to scream “WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!” I must say, won’t someone think of the children? And yes, a parent should be there to make sure their kid doesn’t buy porn, but it’s a little hard to avoid that booth when it’s right in the middle of the convention.

Take Otakon for example. They keep ALL of their adult material (or rather, the showings, as well as the adult art show) in a separate room/rooms. The only way to get in to see any of that stuff, is by showing your I.D. I can safely say, from experience, that the people working at that convention due in fact check I.D’s. While there are dealers and artists who have adult material, even they are thoughtful and do stop people and warn them or check for I.D’s. Otakon also has a somewhat enforced dress code, which is also a plus. Otakon also calls itself family friendly, and I can agree. They are. Wizard World conventions? Maybe not so much.

Which brings me too this; Wizard World claims to be a comic book convention. They really need to just call themselves a multi-geek fandom convention. Do you want a good example of a real comic con? Baltimore Comic Con. Every guest is involved with comics in some way. There are no washed up actors, wrestlers, America’s Next Top Model winners, Star Trek guests, nor are there Suicide Girls. Just comics. I’m dead serious.

-Lauren

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/events/suicide-girls-comic-con-banned/

*Or “alternative model”, whatever. I’m not even mad about SG being a site where girls show their boobies. More power to them. But back in the day that site required age verification, which to me doesn’t scream family oriented.

Return of WTF Theater

June 24, 2010

So back in the day, Saban USA wanted to bring Sailor Moon over to the USA. For those of you who used to bitch (or might still do, who knows) about DIC, please watch this.

Horrifying.

But somehow, this Japanese version of TMNT is much worse.

-Lauren

DC launches digital publishing.

June 23, 2010

Starting today, you can now get a DCU app for your iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch. Playstation Portable will also be able to get DCU digital. DC is one of many who are now embracing the digital age, leaving a giant question mark over good old-fashioned comic book publishing. With other media outlets such as newspapers going kaput, will hand-held comic books be a thing of the past within the next year? I always think there will be a need for comic books. I personally do not own a PSP, iPhone, iPad, nor an iPod Touch. I do however own a Blackberry, but I very highly doubt I would want to read a comic on a screen that small. That seem’s silly.

John Rood, Executive VP of DC Entertainment said, “Today’s launch provides an additional opportunity to convert new readers and recapture lapsed readers while serving existing fans,” while I understand where he is coming from with new readers, this does not serve me at all, as an existing reader. It also won’t serve my 60-year-old father, who has been reading comics his whole life.

Whatever the future may hold, I hope no comic book publisher gets rid of the old-fashioned comic book.

-Lauren

Batman/Superman: Finest Worlds

June 22, 2010

Last week at the library I picked up Batman/Superman: Finest Worlds. I began reading it as soon as I arrived home, and finished it last night. Overall it was an enjoyable book, with the main “plot” of the book revolving around Batman taking on Superman’s powers. I say “plot” because the first half of the book has little to do with Super Bat. The first chapter is about how Bruce and Clark’s fathers met before they were born. The next was about mini childlike versions of the entire JLA being thrown into the “real” world where people get hurt and die. The final chapters are about Super Bat. Each section is enjoyable in itself, but there’s no real flow between the stories, other than Superman and Batman’s relationship. It’s cheesy, to be honest, how they regard themselves as brothers.

Yet the two won’t admit their brotherly love for one another. They are too manly or too scared to admit it, which causes some decent conflict, but as always the boy scout Superman just shrugs Batman’s mood swings off as “just being himself.” Their profound understanding of each other rivals that of Kirk and Spock, yet I don’t find the friendship as endearing or even as real, or as real as two fictional characters can be. Still, it was a good read, with some fantastic art.

-Lauren

Joker’s Asylum 2: Mad Hatter

June 21, 2010

Mad Hatter is my least favorite bad guy in the Batman universe. He doesn’t strike fear in my heart, nor does he make me feel any kind of real emotion for him. However, the other two JA comics I’ve read have been good, so surely this one will be good as well! And of course, it was. The Hatter is a lonely little man obsessed with finding his Alice. He believes he found her–a clerk at a food store–but when he finds out her name is not Alice, he plots to kill her because she “lied” to him. The Hatter is an interesting character, one because I know little about him, and two the Mad Hatter in the legit Alice in Wonderland is crazy. This guy is not only crazy, but he’ll kill you too.

Overall a good comic, but I still have little to no interest in the hatter.

-Lauren

Joker’s Asylum 2: The Riddler

June 20, 2010

Aw Eddy! Edward Nigma gets his own one shot in this comic, with Peter Calloway as the writer and Andres Guinaldo as the artist. We are treated to a rather special story, with a side of Edward Nigma we rarely see. The side where he is in love. Nigma is first seen stealing fine art, when a young lady demands to know what he’s doing. I guess this girl hadn’t been living in Gotham or from under a rock for very long, since I would get the idea quickly if I saw The Riddler taking stuff.

So, he falls in love with her. He goes through anguish and torment as she rejects him over and over. Finally. Nigma gets what he wants, but when he finds out it is not what he thought it would be, the girl suffers as a result. The story is very easy to read, and while it is not  a great introduction to Riddler, it is still an exceptional one shot. If you’ve never read a Batman comic or only know of the Riddler from that one terrible movie with Bat Nipples, that is a-ok too. You’ll still have fun with this comic.

-Lauren