Posts Tagged ‘Lauren’

Who knew Archie was so liberal?

September 21, 2010

Coming out this December, Archie #616 will feature both the President, as well as Alaska’s own Sarah Palin. A quick blip from Archiecomics.com tells us “President Barack Obama and famed politician Sarah Palin get involved as Student Government campaigns spiral out of control at Riverdale High! The race between Archie and Reggie gets hot as campaign chaos reaches to the top, forcing an impromptu visit from these big-name politicos, who get pulled into the fray!”

Ok, the President I can understand, but Palin didn’t even finish out her term in Alaska. But I see where they are coming from; Grab the liberal, African-American President, and the conservative, white woman, who are both into politics and CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS.

However, much like when Kevin was introduced (you know, the gay kid in Riverdale.) people are going crazy over a comic book! Somehow this is pushing the liberal agenda on our youth, and really, won’t someone think of the children? I’ve been to schools where they do in fact push an agenda on to children. I find that more deplorable than a comic book you can simply say ‘no’ too. Is Archie even pushing a liberal agenda? I don’t think so. Before the 08 election I saw no sign of them telling readers to vote for either McCain or Obama. Sure, Veronica got to meet Obama, but that was after he was president. I’m sure if McCain was elected, he would be in the Archie universe somewhere. And if you’re still under the impression that having a gay character is pushing the liberal agenda (I guess all gay people are liberal), I have news for you: That’s not pushing any kind of political agenda. It’s pushing the including-all-people agenda. It might not be a real agenda, but it should be, because that is what this shit is.

I’m glad Archie is moving forward into modern times. I can safely say I have Archie books from the 40’s and 50’s where they were anything but politically correct. They have indeed come a long way, and I can’t wait to see where they go from here.

-Lauren

Veronica #202

September 12, 2010

I’ll make this short and sweet. Veronica #202, the issue that introduces Riverdale’s new gay kid, has sold out. To you nay sayers that claim Archie no longer attracts interest, well that issue sold out. Sure it was because of a controversial topic (GAY PEOPLE, IN MY COMICS? NO WAY.) but hey! It still sold out. The issue should be hitting stores such as Borders and Barnes and Nobles this week.

Also, I would like to with our Jewish readers a happy and healthy new year! L’Shanah Tovah!

-Lauren

Damn you, Iron Man!

September 8, 2010

Frequent readers of this blog know that I get heated when non comic book people blame comic books for the problems in society, specifically with our children. Nancy King being the most recent, claiming that if teachers are being cut from schools, kids will start reading (READING) comics.

Recently, the Philly Inquirer’s staff reporter Tirdad Derakhshani did a story on how comic book characters are piss poor role models. Tirdad sites that our children–specifically boys because we all know girls don’t read comics–are being brainwashed into thinking they have to be macho, violent, aggressive assholes in society. This is all comes from Sharon Lamb, a psychologist in Boston. If you’re wondering what her actual credentials are, I couldn’t tell you. I’m going off of this report.

Lamb claims that today’s supermen and woman are much different then the ones of yesteryear. Violent, sarcastic, and selfish. It also helps define gender roles.

“There is no doubt that children establish an understanding of what it means to be a girl or what it means to be a boy to a large extent from the media,” …Lamb says from her office in Boston. “Kids depend on stereotypes of gender to define themselves” and the role they play in society.” However, parent’s also help with gender roles. I can’t count the times when I hear a parent say–rather harmlessly–to a young boy “Don’t cry. Big boys don’t cry.” Or a father telling his young son to man up. Yet when a girl cries it’s ok, girls should be more open about their feelings. I can say that from personal experience as I am A) a girl and B) have parent’s.
 
Media as a whole has been supporting gender roles since the invention of media itself. If we look back at advertisements from the 1800s through early 1900s, women are always shown as being soft, delicate creatures. Ad’s selling bars of soap claim the soap is as soft as a woman (or something asinine like that). The idea that media may have had a heavier hand in showing gender roles is also asinine. Do you know who comes up with said advertisements? Men and women who both grew up with those idea’s instilled in them by their mothers and fathers, who got that idea from their own parents, ect ect.
 
The other issue NO ONE apparently brings up, is that parents are the bottom line. Some people argue that if you don’t have kids, it’s hard to understand. I babysit on the side so I have some idea of what being responsible means. I also know plenty of parents who have a heavy hand on what their kid watches/reads/whatever. Older kids might be harder to control, but if your 4-year-old son is reading a modern Batman comic, that’s your own fault. You ultimately have the power of saying ‘no’. My mom and dad said ‘no’ to me HUNDREDS of times in my young life. No to Happy Meals, comic books, toys, and video games.  But even if a violent film slipped in, my mom or dad would ALWAYS tell me that shit wasn’t real. I might have played Mortal Kombat in middle school, but I can safely say I am not ripping out people’s spines after a grueling match to the death.
Another part which irked me, was this. “Lamb asserts that today’s heroes are motivated by selfish desires, including the desire for vengeance, and not justice and the common good.” Batman became Batman because he had a desire to avenge his parents death. And in the early Action comics was a piece of shit who killed people. Both characters who not “wholesome” until a few years after they were created. “A perfect example, says Tappan, is Iron Man hero Tony Stark, an arms manufacturer and randy playboy who fights terrorists and other evildoers but seems more concerned with self-promotion and self-aggrandizement than justice.”  He was also an alcoholic. He also does fight for America, as he managed to destroy a terrorist group who had HIS own weapons. He became Iron Man because he felt he needed to defend America from terrorists. I thought that was pretty obvious since he stated it in the movie but what the fuck do I know, I don’t have a degree in this shit.
 
“Superheroes “used to be the underdog, or at least had to fight against powerful obstacles. And they could fail,” says Arcudi, author of the superhero graphic novel A God Somewhere.”  Superman wasn’t actually an underdog, neither was Batman. The foe’s golden age characters had to fight were also more real than Lex Luthor. For example, a theme in many GA books was fighting Hitler or the Japanese. The books were propaganda for America’s youth, but can we really argue against that? No. Especially when Captain America Comics #1 has Captain America punching Hitler. And really, who doesn’t love a good Captain America punching Hitler cover?

My point is, and I’ll say this again and again, parents! YOU ARE THE MOST POWERFUL INFLUENCE IN YOUR KIDS LIFE. Flex that power and stop blaming everyone else. If you allow your kid to read modern comics, fine, but they need to know these books are works of fiction. At the end of the day, your kid will listen to you, and they’ll turn out ok.

 
-Lauren

Versace and Archie; A match made in my fabulous dreams.

September 7, 2010

There is nothing I can comment or say, but I think it’s *awesome* that a high-end designer is digging the new gay character, Kevin, in the Archie universe.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-08-30/gay-archie-character-the-final-frontier

Oh and here’s the standard HATERS GONNA HATE/SIT THE FUCK DOWN-SHUT THE FUCK UP/BITCHES BE JEALOUS thing I always put in here for those of you who are still against fictional gay characters in comic books.

-Lauren

I found this on a Facebook update…

September 1, 2010

So clearly this is out of context. However, it is in context for this post!

” G4 TV’s
Abbie Heppe was very critical of the game, rating it a 2 out of 5 on
the grounds that the gameplay was “mediocre”, and stating that the
portrayal of Samus is “sexist,” insulting to female gamers and
inconsistent with the rest of the series.”

First, I don’t take G4 seriously. I’m not sure why Abbie Heppe finds Samus sexist, perhaps she could write us geeks a 5 page essay on how a strong, female lead in an action video game is sexist. I’ve played Metroid, and frankly this bitch kicks more ass than Mega Man or Snake. Her body armor is also really bad ass. Frankly you can’t even drool over her body most of the time, because she’s in that bulky armor. Samus is also one of the major (and one of the first) female protagonists in a video game. That’s pretty important, and I don’t find that to be sexist. Perhaps, Abbie, that you should blow the sexist horn on something else. Maybe Princess Peach. As a female I find it sexist that she is constantly abducted by a giant lizard-turtle hybrid, and always needs to be saved by a short, fat Italian plumber.

-Lauren

Some pics from Baltimore Comic Con 2010

August 30, 2010

 Myself and Han, doing our thang.

-Lauren

Baltimore Comic Con 2010 REPORT

August 28, 2010

So, for myself, Baltimore Comic Con came and went. Overall, the show was what I expected; A show only about comics. No washed up celebrities, no wrestlers, just comic books. And it was just that, comic books. Steve Conley, Billy Tucci, Greg Horn, and tons of other wonderful guys and gals were there! The dealers had a great selection of books, however I don’t buy comics at comic shows, I just hang around the artist alley. Lots of great artists this year, and there was a heavy focus on kid friendly comics. I really have to give a big kudo’s to Baltimore Comic Con for being a kid friendly show. The only way this hobby will survive is by getting kids interested.

However, something was missing. The show seemed smaller, empty at times! The guest list was amazing, but without DC or Marvel having a booth, it just seemed empty. Granted Top Cow and Image were there, but without either of the big two, it was still…smaller. Of course this con did land the same weekend as the Toronto show, so what can you do? For next year, the show is August 20-21st. I would love to see a stronger influence from DC, Marvel, and Archie. I think the kid friendly direction is the right way to go, and having any Archie people there would be *amazing*. So here’s looking forward to next year! Yay!

-Lauren

Hey Nancy King, OH NO YOU DIDN’T.

August 26, 2010

GAME TIME! CLICK THIS LINK. MAKE A LIST OF WHY IT MIGHT MAKE ME ANGRY;

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/NK-ED-pg-31.jpg

I’ve said this once, I will say this until the day I die; Comic books are not the fucking enemy. In fact, since you’re clearly an idiot ALLOW ME TO BREAK DOWN THE WORDS FOR YOU.

Comic- Does this really matter because the next word is what matters.

Book- BOOK. AS IN, A BOOK YOU READ.

I simply *do not fucking fathom* why people point fingers at comic books for being the root of all that is evil. By the time I was in 3rd grade I was on a 10th grade reading level. Do you know why!? Because I spent the majority of my early reading life reading Archie comics in my spare time. So to you, Dan Parent, Dan DeCarlo, Rex W. Lindsay and Stan Goldberg, I salute you.

Nancy, you are also spitting in the face of actual literary works in the comic book format. Maus, an actual account of a Holocaust survivor (or rather, the author’s father) is a graphic novel (or comic book if you want to be simple). Persepolis, an actual account of a girl’s life in Iran. Watchmen is thought of as one of the greatest literary works of all time by countless people (and Time magazine). Comic books are a vital part of a classroom if a teacher uses them. Archie Comics has a school program, promoting kids to read.

Do you know the real problem with teachers in Maryland? You pay them shit, for one. As the daughter of a teacher, I can tell you from first hand experience how unfairly majority of the Baltimore City teachers are treated. You hire incompetent humans to go take care of our nations future, but you are seriously pointing the finger at a comic book? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BALTIMORE CITY SCHOOLS HAVE TO MAKE THE TEACHERS BUY THEIR OWN CHAULK!? No one cares about funding the schools, not even you Nancy King. How dare you dupe the voters in believing that you do. Do you know what would really happen if you cut teachers? I don’t, but reading anything is not a bad thing, in fact it’s the opposite of bad.

Chances are, you have no idea. Chances are you have not stepped foot in any Maryland school since you finished. You’ve probably never opened a comic book. Frankly that is ignorant and simple of you and your campaign to do. Hey, let’s go attack something worthwhile, like the lack of funding schools get, or deadbeat parents, or drugs. Doesn’t anyone attack drugs anymore?

-Lauren

Halloween Costumes

August 24, 2010

So school is starting back up, which means your child (or you) are probably not too thrilled. And while there are super hero/comic book back to school supplies (I own most of the ones Target sells, because nothing says “I’m cool” in college like a Batman folder), this isn’t. With back to school comes my favorite season-fall! And with fall comes my second favorite time of the year (the other being my birthday) Halloween! And let me be real. I love to dress up in costumes and prance around.

So since the current trendy trend in society is to like nerdy things, ladies everywhere will be dressing like slutty versions of the comic characters you love. If you’re baffled as to why I put slutty, well for one Halloween is the one time of the year where a lady can dress like a slut and no one says anything, and two..Well, see for yourself:

I’m sorry, you’ll have to click the links to see these. DON’T HATE:

-Hopefully of legal age ninja turtle.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/sexy-teenage-mutant-turtle-adult-costume-p-20957.html  I don’t even know what to say.

-Spider Lady

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/spider-girl-deluxe-adult-costume-p-20929.html Man oh man, Peter Parker looks smoking hot with those boobs.

-What the fuck really.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/justice-girl-sexy-adult-costume-p-16924.html

-I actually really want this.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/captain-america-deluxe-female-costume-p-20931.html

-Well to be fair, we needed both Spider-Man costumes.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/spider-girl-deluxe-adult-costume-p-20930.html

-And to be fair, we really needed another Captain America costume.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/captain-america-sassy-adult-costume-p-18752.html

-BUMBLEBEE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/bumblebee-sassy-adult-costume-p-21082.html

Don’t want to look like a total tramp? You’re in luck. Sort of. You can either make your own costume, or check out some of these swell costumes!

-I actually have this costume, and plan to wear it to Baltimore Comic Con.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/spider-girl-adult-costume-p-20928.html

-This is what the next movie Wolverine might look like.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/sexy-wild-thing-wolverine-adult-costume-p-20956.html

-Closet cosplayers everywhere cheer.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/street-fighter-chun-adult-small-costume-p-11049.html

-You can’t really add on to an already sexy costume.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/black-widow-sassy-adult-costume-p-19867.html

-Ditto.

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/elektra-adult-costume-p-2773.html

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

-HEY HAN I FOUND YOUR NEXT HARLEY COSTUME.

http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Rb-Harley-Quinn-Med-8-10/

-………..

http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Jersey-Shore-Snooki-Womens-Costume/

-Ok, this is cute.

http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/Imm2-Iron-Woman-Adult-Womens-Costume/

-Lauren

Should you invest in a Showcase 22?

August 22, 2010

Right now, Showcase 22 (the first Silver Age Green Lantern, aka the hotness known as Hal Jordan) is on everyone’s comic want list. You see, every time a studio announces a comic book movie is coming out, 9 times out of 10 the comic itself goes up in value. Right now (without the help of the movie), Green Lantern IS a hot comic, with the Blackest Night series and what have you.

Traditionally prices on key comics from a comic movie’s history will go up in value. Before Watchmen came out, Watchmen comics were selling for $300-500 on auction sites. After the movie came out prices cooled down to $130-150, which is much more realistic and affordable. On the flip side, Iron Man comics went up in value, and actually stayed there even after the movie came out. If you’re wondering about Batman, well frankly Detective 27 and Batman 1 comics will always be top dollar comics, since they are Golden Age books and are therefore more rare than Silver Age and newer.

Right now prices are nuts for Showcase 22, no matter what the grade. I saw a CGC 3.0 at a con, going for $1,000. That’s insane. When prices are reaching what the fuck levels, chances are good the book will drop in value after the movie comes out. My advice to you, the general reader, is to wait it out. Showcase 22 is NOT a rare book. It is a key book for sure, but it’s no Action 1. Prices should lower or stay about the same after the movie comes out (honestly, there’s potential for this movie to suck balls). Don’t be like all of those Watchmen kids who bought the set for $300 only to sell it months later for $150. It happens, don’t let it happen to you!

-Lauren

*I realize Watchmen and Showcase 22 are on different playing fields, but at the end of the day the average Joe is going to look at you and I and go “Why the fuck are you paying hundreds of dollars for a comic.”