Ode to the Wii Fit.

May 20, 2010

So I got a Wii and a Wii Fit for the children area where I work. I own a Wii at home, but I play by 360 more than anything else (plus I love Netflix). I had heard a lot of hype about the Wii Fit, that it will “replace” going to a gym, and all kinds of things. I’ve been playing Wii Fit for about a week now, and while I’ve noticed a slight decrease in my BMI, over all I still get a better workout at the gym.

That being said, this is great for people who are not active. This is still a step in the right direction. It gets you up and moving, and you are working out (although most of it is low impact) which is always good. Today on Wii Fit I burned 60 calories (and then in Zumba I burned about double of that). I’m not patting myself on the back, but for a lot of people who could be a big feat. I also like it because kids want to play it. There are so many cool and fun games for kids, they don’t tire of it. Getting kids in the habit of working out regularly will do wonders for them later down the line.

So, Nintendo Wii, I salute you!

-Lauren

Megan Fox dropped from Transformers 3: Fanboys everywhere cry.

May 19, 2010

http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/19/megan-fox-transformers-3/

I could honestly give a shit either way, but maybe now the movie will focus more on giant robots beating the shit out of each other. Fanboys everywhere are crying like babies though, since “the only good thing from the movie is gone!!” WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE. The movie is about giant robots fighting over Earth. If you’re going in for some fap material, please turn in your geek card now.  There’s no plot, only awesome CGI.

Also kids, let this be a valuable lesson: Do not bite the hand that feeds.

-Lauren

This Saturday there is a free comic book show in Baltimore.

May 18, 2010

Saturday, May 22, there is going to be a free comic book show at the Windup Space in Baltimore. The address is:

THE WINDUP SPACE
12 W. North Ave,
Baltimore MD 21201  

The show will be from 2-7pm. I’ll be there wearing my Jughead crown. Stop on by and say hi!

-Lauren

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Movie

May 15, 2010

Last night I went to my local $4 theater (yes we have one), to see the movie adaptation of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. This is easily one of my favorite kids series, but since book to movie adaptations usually fall flat on their face, I was a little weary going in. The movie overall is really cute. There were some things that were made for the film, and some things that were left out. The use of animation was clever and a great touch.

Zachary Gordon plays Greg, the 12-year-old protagonist we all know and love from the books. Gordon is simply adorable as Greg. He’s pretty convincing too. Greg in the book is mostly a selfish asshole who has to learn right from wrong on his own, and Gordon has that down. Gordon loses some cool points tho, since according to Wikipedia he also plays Young Aquaman’s voice in Batman: Brave And The Bold. And as we all know, Aquaman can die in a fire. Robert Capron plays Rowley, the dimwitted but good-hearted best friend. Capron also plays a great Rowley, and even looks like him. Sort of. I’m not sure how closely one can resemble a stick figure from a book. Devon Bostick plays Greg’s older brother, Roderick, and I think I have a big girl crush on him. I would have been alright with seeing more of him in the movie.

The rest of the cast was more or less decent.

A few of the new things added for the movie, was the invention of the 7th grader Angie–played by Hit Girl/Chloe Moretz–who is supposed to be there as Greg’s conscience. Her character was unneccessary, as Greg has to figure out he’s a tool on his own. The mother-son dance was also just filler, although it was nice to see Greg’s mom get some more screen time. Patty is also very prominent in the movie, and attempts to beat up Greg throughout most of the film.

Much of the humor found in the books is lost in the movie. It still had some hilarious parts, but for the most part is was a cute kids movie. I was not disappointed in it, but I wasn’t overly impressed either. I would probably buy it on DVD just because I would like to see more Diary movies made.

-Lauren

Little Orphan Annie strip to end

May 14, 2010

Raise your hand if you were under the notion her strip ended a few decades ago.

After 85 years, her strip–which has only been in select newspapers for the past few years–is being pulled from the comic section. Instead she will be transformed into an internet comic strip, in hoped of alluring new fans! I do like Annie, but I simply don’t see her appeal to kids these days. I just don’t think she can hold up to say, Archie, who has proven to be able to maintain a steady readership for 60+ years.

However, I wish her all the best, and I hope that at some point in time she gets a set of pupils.

http://www.argus-press.com/news/national/article_e380da02-1741-5c79-ae67-090f7fd039a9.html

-Lauren

The Return of Bruce Wayne

May 13, 2010


After waiting so long, we finally get the return of Bruce Wayne. The first issue was decent and had moments that made me laugh. It takes a very secure man to wear a pelt of a bat. Also, Bruce Wayne’s life cannot be complete without taking on a boy protegé. And the fact that there is someone named ‘Joker’ there, leads to the theory that they may have always co-existed with each other. Just a theory that my friends were tossing around. I am glad that the second issue will be out next Wednesday. I don’t think I could take it if I had to wait a whole month.

The highlights of this was seeing the symbols carved in the stone (Wonder Woman, Superman, etc.), Vandal Savage (Is there anywhere he won’t be?), Man of Bats with the bat pelt (that made me lol. I couldn’t take it seriously, I’m sorry) and the ending where Superman goes ‘Everyone dies if Bruce is able to return to the 21st Century on his own?’. I can’t wait to see how things play out when Bruce comes back. Another theory my friends and I have tossed around is that maybe Dick and Bruce will both be Batman. They put that idea in my head when in Gotham Sirens, Harley and Ivy tried to get Selena to tell them who Batman was and she said its more than one person.

-Julie

STANDING OVATION

May 13, 2010

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/13/iron-man-2-continues-to-s_n_575503.html

-Lauren

Chase you down until you love me, Lupin.

May 12, 2010

While driving to the doctor today, my mind randomly though of Lupin the Third. An older anime, for sure, yet entirely enduring through time, Lupin is simply awesome. I fell in love with Miyazaki’s Castle of Cagliostro, however his portrayal of Lupin was unlike the Monkey Punch Lupin. Miyazaki made him a gentleman, and not so much a deviant like he really is. However, that is the Lupin I love.

The actual Lupin is a womanizer, a deviant, a devil and what have you, but I love him just as much. The character, much like Archie, can change with the times. Fujiko, the beautiful gold digger, is just as great as Lupin. Their eternal hate to love, love to hate, and love to sleep with relationship is a treat. Jigen, Ishikawa and Zenigata are all great too.

Anyhow, all of this was to lead up to one of my favorite Lupin things: The live action movie from the 70’s.

-Lauren

Why you might think Archie is a Christian comic

May 11, 2010

I didn’t want to put “conservative”, but the two almost go hand in hand. 

Since Kevin, the new gay Archie character, is still a hot topic for fans, I sat and thought about how anyone could mistake Archie Comics as being conservative, or Christian based comics. And then I opened one of my long boxes, and pulled out a few Spire Comics featuring Archie and the gang. I remember when I bought these. Dad and I were at a shop an hour away from my house. I pulled out a comic from a rack that looked like Archie, flipped through it, saw him talking about Jesus, and promptly put it back. Now, for the record, I am Jewish. I never thought Archie was religious. I had never, in my young life, seen him mention any kind of God (well, he does celebrate Christmas) or act in any religious way.

Frankly, the comic shocked and even scared me. Archie was just a person, with no religion, nor was he liberal or conservative; Riverdale was just a magical place where everyone belonged. No one was nothing but a person with a name and a personality. Seeing Archie mention Jesus threw me for a loop. Needless to say, I bought the book for a buck, took it home, and read it front to back. The internet was still pretty new at the time, so Google didn’t exactly exist.

Eventually I asked the owner of my local comic shop. He told me about Spire, and how they were allowed to use the characters since Al Hartley, the Spire artist, also worked at Archie. I was still pretty upset, but since it wasn’t published by Archie, I got over it. However, this may have triggered the thought process–in many people–as to Archie being a good conservative/Christian comic. Simply put, they are not.

In an early Archie’s Girls Betty and Veronica, there was a story where Betty, Veronica and Jughead go to eat at a Chinese restaurant. The waiter, who is inked with enough yellow ink to last a few years, asks them if they need more “lice”. That would not fly in today’s comics. I bet 10 to 1 that if you’re bitching about the gay character–who is not being stereotyped–saw that in today’s Archie comics, you would be offended. Well, so would I! However, given the time frame when that story was published, that was acceptable in society. Seeing as how Dan Parent is doing the whole Kevin thing, I’ll go out on a limb and say he will not be written or drawn in a rude, stereotypical way. He will simply exist in Riverdale, where everyone can be accepted as a human being. And really, isn’t that a beautiful thing we want to teach our kids?

-Lauren

Brightest Day #1

May 10, 2010

Well, so far the ongoing blackest night saga has been pretty good. I’m still not sure how I feel about the ending of Blackest Night, but I certainly did enjoy it.

I like that DC somehow tied in Bruce Wayne’s “death”, by spinning it into him being lost, rather than dead. While it was a little predictable, I’m also glad Bruce Wayne is not dead. However, that being said, why the fuck did Aquaman come back. Mera was so much more interesting as an angry mermaid bitch then someone who actually loves that assclown Aquaman. They could have kept him dead. I really would have been a lot happier with Mera being miserable and taking it out on people. How cool would that have been!?

Oh, and Deadman coming back. That was also stupid. But he did bring a dead baby bird back to life, and that was kind of awesome. Aside from that, I have nothing else to say about Brightest Day. Hopefully it will be awesome and blow my mind.

-Lauren