Archive for the ‘General Geekery’ Category

I foam at the mouth over CGC!

April 25, 2010

Ok, I don’t, but this thread is really funny. Plus it’s a good way to kill a lazy Sunday! 😀

http://boards.collectors-society.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=3950279&fpart=1

Some funny replies I wish I had thought up:

“I hate banana pudding. Does anyone hate banana pudding as much as I do? I hate how banana pudding has tarnished the reputation of good pudding, like chocolate, or even tapioca.”

“You know that whole Icelandic volcano erupting thing?

CGC’s fault.”

THE MORE YOU KNOW GUYS.

-Lauren

The White Lantern

April 24, 2010

So I’ll assume if you’re reading this, you already know the ending to Blackest Night. I must say it was good, but I had a hunch Sinestro wouldn’t last long as the White Lantern. I was happy to see all of the Lanterns as one. Simply beautiful. The artist deserves as many props as one could give him. I’m also happy to see almost everyone come back to life–Except Aquaman. He could have stayed dead that fish fucking fucker.

Batman, on the other hand…Did not come back. As we all know, no one stays dead in the world of comics. Eventually they all come back! Superman came back what, an issue later? So this means Batman is not dead, which we all knew. He is probably stuck in some time warp, and only Doctor Who can save him. I kind of want that to happen, since Doctor Who is sexy. So I eagerly await the return of the actual Batman, since whatever Robin is taking his place sucks and I don’t like him.

Brightest Day has been good so far; I’m really digging the new Flash title. I admit I know very little about Flash, but it’s never too late to start! I also still need to find Blackest Night Wonder Woman #3. I can’t remember if I bought it or not.

Gotham City Sirens also has a new artist! While I like this new artist a great deal, the story is still really boring, except when Edward Nigma gets involved. I think he and Catwoman should hook up. I’m totally serious.

-Lauren

I still buy comics at a store

April 23, 2010

Call me really old school, but I still get a thrill of buying comics at a store. Sure, I buy music and movies off of iTunes regularly, but comic books? I still can’t wrap my mind around it. Hell, I have a hard enough time already trying to watch the movies I do buy online, on my computer. My other comic collecting friends are all about this new online comic book thing Marvel, Archie, and many others are doing. However, I’m not. Sure it’s easier and saves on a fuck ton of space in your house, but I still like holding the comic. I love the smell of fresh ink.

Comic book reading seems to be a dying breed anyhow. While I have no fear my comic shop will close their doors (they have been open for 20+ years now), I fear that comic companies will cease publication of actual comics and go all digital. While I understand this is the future, I don’t want to read comics online, for the reasons I posted above. While we’re also on the topic, to all of you assholes who still download comics for free off of bootleg sites (or anime, whatever) you’re doing more harm than good. Knock it off.

-Lauren

Batman is gay.

April 22, 2010

Gay themes in comic books has been an issue for decades now. I think we need to move on to something more pressing, like the fact that Aquaman is still a shitty comic book character. Where are the angry masses about that!?

-Lauren

Why Archie needs a gay character.

April 21, 2010

So there has been some backlash after the recent announcement of Kevin, the gay character who will be making his debut later this year in the Archie universe. Some people think there should be a warning for parents on the cover so they can protect their child from reading about a gay character. While I totally believe a parent should be involved in what their kid watches on T.V/reads, you must be out of your fucking mind if you think Archie needs a warning. Out of the thousands of honest to God bad things for your child, an Archie comic is probably the last thing that should be on the list. Life does NOT give you any warnings. I don’t expect my $2.99 comic book to give me one either. At this point in my life I (and you) should be adult enough to realise how silly a warning over a gay character is.

Archie has done a terrific job in keeping up with modern times. Both myself and my sister have recently finished high school (myself in 04, her in 09) and I can safely say there were and will be gay kids in any middle/high school. My highschool has a Gay/Straight Alliance. My college has a coming out day. These sheltered kids will eventually run into a gay person, and how do you want them to re-act to them? I would hope by getting to know them as a person and not being judgemental by them for being gay.  By introducing Kevin to a younger audience, they can see that a gay person is no different than anyone else. This can hopefully prevent school dances  from being cancelled, or a teenager being killed for being gay. I honestly do not think Archie will lose money over this.

While I could go on preaching forever, my pal Mick said it best on an internet message board. Allow me to copy and paste:

“The Matthew Shepards, Lawrence Kings, and Carl Walker-Hoovers of this world–and there are MANY–who can’t walk the hallways of our schools without bullying and harassment because they are gay or perceived to be gay . . .they deserve better. A stat that always gets thrown out [but I feel sums up the problem rather well] is that LGBT youth are 3X more likely to commit suicide than their straight peers. Is that something that so-called conservatives can sign on to? A more Jesus-like thing to do would be to figure out how we can fix this horrible societal malady and act accordingly. . .unless, of course, you think that LGBT youth DESERVE to be bullied in the halls of our schools. Acting accordingly would, by the way, not entail just kicking back, shaking your head, and letting it happen.

Whoever said it was a lifestyle choice apparently has never walked those hallways and taken the brunt of that bullying, because NO child would choose to enter into that realm of anxiety, marginalization, and fear. Students have enough concerns and anxieties over the course of a typical adolescent or teen day withOUT being bullied for being different in some way. You wanna talk choice? I’d say subscribing to religious philosophies that condemn people for their sexual orientation or gender preference is a choice. You can continue to drink the Kool-aid from the intolerance bowl all so that you’re nice and malleable when it comes time to vote for important things like health care, public education spending, and corporate greed. I’d say THAT’s a choice.

A gay character in Archie will likely have little lasting effect on sales, but if it does save a single child’s life because the character isn’t portrayed as some cliche, but rather, as a fully human character, then it’s worth it. It’ll be hard to tell whether any lives would be saved, but I can tell you that as a third grade teacher with a treasure chest full of comics (incentives for accumulated good behavior), there are few comics that are more popular with 8 year-olds than any of the Archie titles. They love them. I have a hard time believing that these 8 year-olds are part of the “conservative reader base” somebody was referring to.

What core conservative readership? Is there some anecdotal research you’re basing this on? Or is there some empirical evidence? Please point me to the data, either way. My students haven’t developed much in the way of long-term political philosophies just yet, but I can assure you that there are few people with a purer sense of social justice than a bunch of 3rd graders. I’d be willing to wager most kids are the same in that sense, regardless of religion or affluence in any classroom in the country, (going by anecdotal observations, no doubt). That’d place my third graders amongst those evil people who believe in a world where all people are treated fairly. The Becks, O’briens, & Hannity’s of this world would have you believe that it’s some commie or “socialist” conspiracy. I think it’s just that kids tend to want fairness for all. Call it what you like, but that doesn’t sound like a conservative readership to me.

And I’ll buy my students Archies until the cows come home when the publisher makes a commitment to addressing the societal malady of homophobia by doing something as revolutionary, as subversive, as beautiful as inserting a gay character into a plotline to underscore how life for characters like Archie and the gang can continue unabated and along a totally normal trajectory in the otherwise escapist realm of Riverdale. Take a deep breath. Some of our closest neighbors colleagues, friends, and [shudder] family are from the LGBT community. . .and we’re all going to be just fine. ”

-Lauren

This post is not about Archie comics

April 20, 2010

I tried reading the graphic novel ‘Fanboy’, and had to put it down after the first 10 pages. I’m really not down about reading some other nerd having an over-active imagination, all while being well…a typical nerd.

I find the comic book give-away things (such as the Green Lantern rings) to be silly. My fingers are far to dainty and small to fit in them, and that makes me sad. But then again, would I wear them? Probably not. In fact all they do is sit on a shelf collecting dust. Pins, on the other hand, I am totally down with!

-Lauren

Team Betty or Veronica?

April 18, 2010

Betty: The typical girls next door. Super sweet, willing to lend a hand, has a great personality. Also, she gets walked all over all of the time. Archie uses her because she’s obviously got some self-esteem issues going on. Why would you want to waste your time on a guy who’s head over heels in love with some snotty rich bitch.

Veronica: The bitch. She gets what she wants when she wants it. I believe he also suffers from poor self-esteem since she seems to only want that idiot Archie. Frankly, Archie is a gold digger. He has no real skills, and so if he gets in good with Veronica his life will be set. I’m more biased to Veronica, but I hate Archie.

Katy Keene: Honestly, she is the head bitch in charge. I wish Archie would bring her back into the comics with more force.

-Lauren

Dear parents who don’t know what rated ‘R’ means…

April 16, 2010

Last year I saw Watchmen in theaters multiple times because my boyfriend loved it. Every single time there would be some parent inside of the theater will a young (like, under 10) child. I realize many of these parents were duped by the whole “Based on a graphic novel/comic book” thing, but the movie was rated ‘R’. That means if you’re under 17, THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR YOU. Just because they have capes doesn’t mean your kids should be watching it. There is super hero porn. Would you let your kids watch that just because Buttman is doing Twinkie The Boy Wonder?

So now parents are up in arms over Kick Ass…which is rated ‘R’. Ok, Hit Girl uses foul language, who gives a shit IT’S A MOVIE. I’m not going to blame the movie, I’m going to blame the fucking stupid parents who take their 10-year-old to a rated ‘R’ movie. I don’t want to see or hear your stupid child crying about how gory Kick Ass is, and I did not enjoy hearing ‘WHY IS THAT BIG BLUE PENIS SO BIG’ either. Rated ‘R’ usually means strong language, nudity, and sexual crap. If you are still hellbent on taking your kid to see the movie despite that and get angry that the movie was not kid friendly, you are a terrible parent.

-Lauren

Powerpuff Girls vs Sailor Moon

April 13, 2010

Hands down, I think the Powerpuff Girls kick more ass. I like both shows a great deal, honestly. Sailor Moon holds a special place in my heart next to Roxette and Archie comics. But the Powerpuff Girls can kick some serious ass. They also breathe in outer space, as per the movie. Even though Sailor Moon is technically a Moon Princess, I doubt she can breathe in space. Her head would explode.

Plus, the Powerpuff Girls only have three girls. Sailor Moon has roughly 14333262288446 different Sailor Soldiers. Some of them are even bad guys! I simply can’t keep up nor do I care too. Although I guess they would now have only 14333262288445 since Pluto is not longer a planet.

The other thing? The Powerpuff Girls don’t have some asshole in a tuxedo throwing roses and doing pretty much nothing but saying “You can do it”! I can’t think of a more worthless character ever. I’m all for girl power, but does Sailor Moon need to be reminded all 200 episodes to use her magic stick or to transform? After like a month I think she’d have it down pretty good. But no, everyone always has to remind her to Moon Princess Escalation (whatever) some monster. She’s a shitty leader. Technically Venus is the leader, and she has to protect Sailor Moon. So why doesn’t Venus you know, finish the bad guy?

Because God hates Sailor Venus (because she is the best).

While the Powerpuff Girls don’t make much sense to begin with (sugar x spice x everything nice x chemical x = three 5-year-old super powered girls WTF DOES NOT COMPUTE.) they can kick the shit out of everything. INCLUDING THE DEVIL. Come on, that’s really fucking awesome.

-Lauren

Convention season is coming!

April 11, 2010

Eeeeeee! I’m really excited about con season this year, and am happy to say I (and perhaps Han!) will be at the following conventions:

D.C Comic Con
Wizard World Philly
Baltimore Comic Con

Plus any small shows that pop up here and there. I’m terribly excited, I love comic cons. Except for you, Big Apple. You can respectfully die in a fire.

Also, best auction for an Amazing Fantasy 15? I think so!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250613159463&fromMakeTrack=true

-Lauren