Archive for the ‘General Geekery’ Category

The Ugly Truth

December 1, 2010

At long last, the newest Diary Of A Wimpy Kid book is out. I picked it up at my local Costco and read it within a half hour. My first impression, not as funny as the others. It still had its moments, but the real heart of the book is that the reader can relate to this. Greg is at that age where kids around him are starting to hit puberty. However, Greg himself has yet to hit it (both his mom and dad were late as well, so no biggie). He is also dealing with new responsibilities, a boy-girl sleepover at school, and dealing with not having Riley as his best friend, over something that happened during the summer break.

Greg really hasn’t changed that much. He’s still a bit of an asshole to everyone, but he is obviously growing up. One scene in particular stood out, because it happened to me, and to everyone else who was in middle/high school the last 10 years. I had to go through sex ed around 7th grade (and again at 10th). The boys and girls had to be in different classes. Now, granted the boys and girls essentially learned about the same thing, but you know, boys learned about what they go through, and girls got to watch a video of a woman giving birth (which solidified in my then 12-year-old mind that I would be adopting my kids). We also learned about the boring stuff, such as chromosomes and that. Much like Greg, there were no “good” parts, and I felt bad for the three kids that couldn’t take the class.

But enough about me! The book is still great, and again, this is a wonderful series for any kid to read, especially those kids who don’t like to read. Also, the movie is out on DVD, as well as a few new board games to go along with the series! I’m really glad this series is as popular as it is. Maybe there is hope for our youth after all.

-Lauren

Soul Eater Om Nom

November 28, 2010

Soul Eater, a newish anime series to come out of Japan, has been running on Netflix Insta-Que. I love the Insta-Que because I can watch so much crap without waiting for a DVD to show up. And no, I don’t download stuff either.

To keep it simple, Death is trying to maintain peace and order in the world from zombie demon things who are eating human souls. Death has a special school where they train kids to be fighters. Maka, is one of those fighters. She works with a weapon called Soul, who is fighting these zombie demon things. If he eats 99 of these bad souls, and one witch soul (meaning 100 in total) he will become a super weapon for death to use. In the first episode they come close, but the “witch” they were hunting was really a cat with magic powers.

The other characters, Black Star and Death The Kid (as well as their respective weapons) are enjoyable. Black Star reminds of Naruto, only more obnoxious. Death The Kid (Death’s son) is pretty funny, and slightly OCD. They’re all not one-dimensional either, as they do grow and progress through the series. However, they are pretty typical characters for an anime. They’re all trying to find themselves, and in the long run they just might.

The animation is what I really want to talk about. It’s pretty awesome. It’s a wonderful blend of 2D and 3D, and they work together very well. The show, despite how morbid it is, is surprisingly colorful and a nice feast for the eyes. It’s no Princess Mononoke, but it’s still good.

-Lauren

The Last Suckbender

November 22, 2010

Oh my God why did someone say M Night Shamalamalama could make an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie. Why did someone think he doing it would be a good idea?

Ok, so basically the first movie (oh God we have to endure more of this shit) follows book one, I guess. We meet the two main “kids”, Katara and Sokka. Katara is a water bender, and Sokka is not. Sokka also has the bad luck of being played by one of those fucking glittery Twilight vampires, so his suck level increased by that much. The two find Aang and Appa under the ice, and free him. Somehow they take him back to their village, and neglect to tell him that the Fire Nation has taken over and is being bad and evil and stuff. Eventually Prince Zuko, played by the kid from Slumdog Millionaire (how the hell do you go from THAT, to THIS, is beyond me), who kidnaps Aang.

Beyond that, there’s really no use going into the detail of what happens. The pacing in this movie is fucking terrible. Katara narrates through most of the film, which means M. Night rolled out of actually showing pacing, plot, a story, anything that wasn’t this. They skimmed over a few details, ignored some, and called Aang Ung through the whole film. Ung rhymes with dung, which is what this movie was: a steaming pile of dung.

The CG was hit or miss. When the elements were being used, they looked pretty awesome. But then when you saw Appa fly, it looked stupid. The costumes were also pretty sweet, but reminded me of some cosplay level stuff. Not saying cosplay can’t be good, but there’s a difference between cosplay and theater quality.

Overall, please avoid this movie. A dinner date to Red Lobster with Aquaman would be more exciting, and we all know Aquaman is as exciting as a dead fish.

-Lauren

December is almost here!

November 18, 2010

And the holiday spirit has hit me hard. Like it does every year. Despite the fact that I am Jewish, I bought a small Christmas tree and put decorations on it. My dad thinks I’m nuts, but my mom think’s I’m the shit.

Anyhow, every year I give to one of my favorite charities, Child’s Play! As it states on the website, since 2003 gamers from all over had come together to give to those children who are in hospitals from all over. They are a real class act, and I urge you to take some time to check them out.

http://www.childsplaycharity.org/

Later on, I’ll be reviewing the Spirit movie! The old one, not the shitty new one!

-Lauren

Green Lantern trailer

November 16, 2010

Looks like the Spanish speaking world got it first!

http://www.cineheroes.net/green-lantern-la-bande-annonce-enfin-disponible

It just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it is trying to go for the Iron Man crowd, but you see, as a part of that crowd, I was actually excited for Iron Man 1 & 2. This elicits no excitement; just a great sense of uneasiness. Too much CGI, that must be it.

Lauren

Oh, I hope this is actually good.

November 13, 2010

Because this teaser from Entertainment Tonight makes it look *horrible*;

-Lauren

Drill Baby, Drill!

November 10, 2010

God bless Netflix via X-Box. Without it my life would be 20% less exciting. Recently, I started to watch anime through it, and I’ve been (for the most part) not excited by anything I’ve seen.

Then I started watching Gurren Lagann.

I tried reading the manga some time ago, but I could not get into it. Thankfully, the anime is the opposite. The story is easier to follow, and really entertaining. The plot is pretty basic, and reminds me a great deal of ‘City of Ember’. In the future, humans live underground since it is unsafe to live on the surface. These villages are completely isolated, as they have no contact with the surface as well as other villages. Giha Village, where our story opens in, introduces us to Simon, a young digger who is possibly favored by the head of the village since he is an orphan.

Simon only knows of digging to expand the village, and of little else. His older “brother” Kamina has been (from what we assume) trying to break onto the surface for some time, in order to meet back up with his father. Kamina enlists the help of Simon, but after getting in trouble for attempting to break to the surface, all seems lost. That is until Simon finds a giant face (a mini Gunman), and then from there, all hell breaks loose. A bigger Gunman falls from the sky, followed by a busty young red hed named Yoko. The three escape to the surface, killing the Gunman before he can destroy the under ground village. Once on the surface, Simon is shocked by what is above them, but he knows he can’t go back under ground.

Simon and Kamina are two interesting characters, although both seem pretty typical for this kind of anime. However, they are both fun to watch (especially Kamina). Yoko on the other hand bores me. To me, she’s just another busty girl with a big gun who doesn’t want to be objectified, despite the lack of clothing she wears. The series does need her in it, but she’s rather disposable once things get moving. The other supporting characters add more to the show, especially Leeron, the teams mecha-tech. He is one of the best secondary characters in the whole series, with his overtly flamboyant personality and funny disposition. The antagonists are interesting as well. Most of them are some form of Beastmen, whose main goal in life is to kill any humans who come to the surface. They serve mostly as a way of giving team Gurren something to do (although without them the story is still very interesting).

Overall, this is one of the best anime I’ve seen in a long time. The animation is (for the most part) fluid and top notch. There were a few episodes where it has clearly been cut back a little, but over all the series is visually striking. While I have not heard the Japanese audio track, the English dub is perfectly fine. Dubbing has come a VERY long way since I started watching anime in 1990, and this is one of those series that proves it. I strongly urge you to watch the first episode at the very least, and see for yourself.

-Lauren

The Walking Dead

November 8, 2010

This show has become a huge success.  It has the highest rating for adults.  It was just announced that it is being renewed for a 13 episode second season.  For those who don’t know the first season is only going to be six episodes long.

Here is a quote from Charlie Collier, President, AMC when asked about the renewel of The Walking Dead: “No other cable series has ever attracted as many Adults 18-49 as The Walking Dead. This reaffirms viewers’ hunger for premium television on basic cable. We are so proud to be bringing back The Dead again, across the globe.”

And I whole heartedly agree.  It is good to have a quality show on basic cable.  I hope season two is even better than season one.

-Julie

Batman Going International

November 4, 2010

If you’re like me and read Batman & Robin, you know that Bruce Wayne just announced that he has been Batman’s sponsor to Gotham City.  He has now decided to make Batman an international endeavor and is creating Batman Inc.  This is totally not a spoiler seeing as you can go on DC’s website and see it releasing for Dec oh and also like every other page of a DC comic is just an ad of BATMAN INC.

I’m kinda excited to see how this work out.  But I also wonder if its really necessary seeing as we have JSA, JLA, etc.  I suppose Batman needed his own team to go global.    Batman Inc. has also made it into USA Today  (link).  Morrison’s run on Batman & Robin is ending and he is moving on to write Batman Inc. One chapter has closed and he is moving on to the next.  I’m kinda impressed by how he’s written this plot…and he’s still expanding it.  Even if sometimes you make me shake my head at your writing Morrison, I admire that you have connected everything to come full circle.

Also glad that Bruce has finally gotten over being a loner (or trying to be one).  Creating Batman Inc. shows that he is opening up to his teammates and accepting that he really can’t continue doing this alone.

I also wonder if Batman Inc will offer a benefits package…

-Julie

Zombies! A spoiler free review.

November 3, 2010

 The Walking Dead was on at 10, and not 9! But if you were like me, you were pleasantly surprised that another zombie movie was on before! And if you were especially liked me, you then changed it to HBO to watch ‘Boardwalk Empire’.

Well, The Walking Dead. It opened up with zombies, it ended with zombies. It is a wonderful adaptation of the comic, and the actors they picked were excellent. The story had a wonderful sad undertone to it, and there were a few times where I wanted to cry over zombies. This series will hopefully get better (and not sink). The makeup and special effects were also awesome, as those zombies looked liked zombies.

Oh and sad face for the horse. 😦

-Lauren