Batgirl, oh Batgirl.

October 22, 2010

So for those of you who don’t know, I also write for UberScoop.com. I do weekly reviews of comics, or comic related things such as movies. Basically it’s no different from what I do here. That being said, this week I wrote about the one shot Batgirl issue where Bruce Wayne returns: http://uberscoop.com/2010/10/22/road-hom-ourselves-a-new-batgirl/

Needless to say, I didn’t like that issue, and Gotham City Sirens is also going in the Oh-God-This-Is-Going-To-Suck-Worse route with the return of that jackass Bruce Wayne. I’m a little surprised I could be a little mad about Batman coming back; He was my childhood hero, and I have the Batman logo tattooed on me (and I thought about getting it done for 3 years before doing it, and I’m very happy with it). So why would I be mad that he’s back?

I’m not mad that he’s back, really. But the way he’s come back as some messiah and everyone’s life is full of roses again is stupid. What if Catwoman moved on? As I said in the Batgirl review, Batgirl didn’t need a “test”. This God-like treatment he’s getting is stupid. And hard to read. I mean, sure, comics in general are pretty silly when you think about it, but this is just beyond the realms of normal silly-ness.

Hopefully in a year or so, everything will be normal. Sort of. As normal as a man wearing underwear over his tights can be.

-Lauren

New York Comic Con!

October 20, 2010

NYCC was crazy! Javits seems to be a fairly large convention center, but everywhere you turned there was something else shoved into this corner or crammed over there. So much to do and see!

Let me tell you about the adventures of Han and NYCC. I attended only on Friday and Sunday. It was a rough weekend: my LSAT was on Saturday. (cross your fingers for me >o<) So in between con-madness, I took a five hour test that will determine the course of my future. YUP SOUNDS LIKE PAR FOR THE COURSE.
Anyway! On Friday, I arrived early to pick up my con badge. I got an idea of the layout and to catch up with some friends who were selling on the floor. Overall, the con was kind of a bumblemess. I am not sure if the construction had anything to do with it, but it was super confusing to get around with the various steps and ways to get from Point A to Point B, and security would flip out whenever I tried to go through certain entrances since I had a Press badge. That was just weird. 😐

The NYCC stuff was huge, and took up a majority of the center. By extention, NYAF was kind of shuffled off to the side, shunted across the con as far from the Comic stuff as possible. Which kind of makes sense…I doubt the comic people wanted to be around the super desu crowd. But the dealer’s room had only two rows of anime related booths: all of which were at the OPPOSITE side of the building from the NYAF set up! That was just strange. I think it would have been stronger to have let the NYAF room have its own dealer’s room within itself. Actually, speaking of the NYAF room…I realize that Maid Cafe is kind of a “thing,” but having it actually IN the AA room made being there really aggravating. I do not like Maid Cafe, and it was loud, obnoxious and inescapable throughout the whole room. Very bad news bears. I hope they change that for next year. However, I do have to give both organizations props for combining the two. That was a tough feat to accomplish, and attendees did not kill one another. Impressive. 😉

Near the end of the day Friday, I heard rumors that Saturday sold out. Kind of glad I wasn’t there, since I heard you would be lucky if you could breathe.

On Sunday, I made it in kind of late in the day. Got dropped off, ran right into the AA room to find people I was looking for on Friday. It was SUPER crowded on Sunday though, so it was a little tough to get around. Met up with some of my friends, and finally found my buddy Iggy who gallivanted with me for a little while.

There were some people I wanted to meet and find, but it was really tough to get around. The maps and artist lists were misleading and confusing. For instance, say you would be standing at the (south) end of a row, looking at a map. You would be looking North, UP the aisle. The map would be oriented upside down, so you would think you were looking at a particular booth, but that booth was really behind you. Many of the booth numbers were either wrong or changed at the last minute. It was really hard to figure out.

I ended up not making any purchases at this con. The only thing I even remotely wanted was an onigiri pillow that looked like a panda, and I simply couldn’t justify it.

On the one hand, this was a poor con for swag. However, on the other hand, it was a GREAT con for media, pop culture and a look forward at things that are to be released over the next year. Definitely an awesome taste of what is to come. However, it would be more beneficial for the con to be a little more organized in terms of getting people around, directing the traffic flow and having a decent place to sit down. Making a list and a schedule of events you want to attend or people you want to meet would be incredibly beneficial for this con in the future. Be prepared for a wild ride, but it is totally worth it.

~H

Bodymore, Murderland

October 15, 2010

So last night someone asked me if I read the series Murderland. Now, I do know Murderland is a nickname for Maryland (see the title), but at that point I had not heard or read said title. I’m really curious as to why I didn’t pick up on this, since I…

1) I’m in comic book stores all the time

and

2) will eat up anything Baltimore related. There’s like a thousand flamingo things in my house and in my yard, and I only drink Natty Boh (ok, I drink other beer, but at 42 cents a can c’mon).

So off into the depths of the internet I went, finding this comic online, finding out about the author (I found zilch!), and coming to the conclusion I’m not crazy about this comic. The idea is cute; think of the X-Men coming to Baltimore to save it. The main character is a reformed criminal who becomes an arabber* and wants to bring peace to the city. You could also compare him to Wolverine, as he shares many qualities with Wolverine. Yes, that is a great idea. However, the comic moves at a snail’s pace. Baltimore, does not move at a snail’s pace. If this is going to be a mini series, I sure do hope it picks up, or at the very least, have one helluva ending. If this is an ongoing series, well, still…I’m falling asleep here! It is pretty accurate with setting, characteristics of the city and yes, the crime. I want this series to do well, but it really is a slow series.

The other thing I can’t help but to do, is to compare it to The Wire, the most recent and accurate description of actual life on the streets of Baltimore…if you’re somehow involved in the drug game or are a cop. (Or a union worker, a teacher, or a journalist.) The Wire is one of those shows where you either hated it because you live in the city and don’t need to hear anymore crap about the problems we have, or you loved it because you don’t live in the city. (Or you just like damn good television.)  I look at the comic the same way I do The Wire; You love it or hate it. (Granted I love The Wire, a few of the characters on the show were/are real Baltimore cops.) The same would be true if I lived in New York, which is saturated with stories, movies, and who knows what else all dealing with it. You either love it or can’t stand it. I would love to love this comic, but I just can’t.

I guess what I’m really sick of, is Baltimore being shown in a mostly negative light. In issue two, a character quips on a rooftop in West Baltimore* “So you stand on any rooftop and crime just comes to you?” You know I stand on tons of rooftops in Baltimore and the only thing that’s ever happened is someone gets too drunk and falls off of them. John Waters shows Baltimore in a cheesy, dingy light, but it’s never negative. Are we all really duped again and again into romanticizing the crime in Baltimore? That’s a real shame, because there’s so much more to this city that is really looked over. I would be tickled pink if someone wrote a comic series, or a television show, or did a movie (AND THE PERSON WAS NOT JOHN WATERS) about Baltimore that had nothing to do with crime. Seriously, Baltimore is awesome.*

*Arabber; More or less, a horse-drawn cart carrying food. I’ve only ever seen one in Baltimore.

*West Baltimore:

*Baltimore is awesome:

-Lauren

Aw Yea, Titans!

October 14, 2010

Oh, let me tell you something adorable. Archie and the Tiny Titans are currently in a three-part mini series where the two universes meet in an adorably adorable fashion. In general, I find Tiny Titans to be a really cute comic (it’s also funny), and we all know my obsessive love for Archie, so naturally the two go hand in hand!

Issue 1 came out recently, and oh! So cute! Robin and Archie accidentally got each other’s uniforms because of a simple mix up at the cleaners. Easily fixed. Archie has a tic-tac-toe board on his head, easily loltastic! Mr. Weatherbee is secretly a party animal! Oh my…There’s alot to this kids comic, and I think all us big kids (we are grown men and women talking about men and woman fighting bad guys in tights, come on now) should go get a copy. It’s too cute.

-Lauren

New York Comic Con 2010 Picturesssss

October 11, 2010

Pictures by Pat:

-Lauren

New York or bust

October 10, 2010

Let me tell you and amazing story. I woke up at 4:30am after a mere 3 hours of sleep in order to make myself look like a human being. Pat (our resident photographer) came to my house at 5, and at 5:15 I ran back inside to throw up. No, I’m not pregnant. I just forgot to eat some food before taking my medication.

So! At 5:30 we left. I promptly fell asleep in the car, and when I woke up 3 hours later, ta-da! New York City. We walked around SoHo for a bit before heading to the con. Getting our press badges were super easy. When the con opened, I was greeted by the very large Archie Comics banner hanging from the rooftop. Love at first sight! I really don’t know where to go from there. I ran into my friend David, and we walked around. Previews had a wonderful display of toys that were due out in the next few months, such as the Archie Syroco figures. Marvel and DC both had epic booths. DC was previewing a trailer for the next animated film. I’m not big on spoilers (although you can just go to Wikipedia and look it up), but it had something to do with Superman.

The Marvel booth was previewing the Marvel Super Hero Squad: Infinity Gauntlet video game, a family friendly video game that looks like it will be a ton of fun on both the PS3 and X-Box, but might be a bit of a challenge on the Wii. They were also pushing the new Avengers cartoon that will be on Disney XD. You could get a free Avengers ID made at the booth, and I simply can’t resist cute things like that!

Also on hand were the Green Hornet car and motorcycle. You could watch the trailer in 3D at the booth. This movie looks like it’s going to be a ton of fun! There was also a GIANT stage where you could play the new Michael Jackson Experience video game. Basically it’s just dancing to his music much like DDR or Guitar Hero. There were also booths for 5 Hour Energy and Vitamin Water. Yep.

As a big plus, the artists alley and celebrity autograph area were in another room. This broke the crowd up a good deal, so it wasn’t really that bad in the alley. On hand inside of the alley was Intel showing off new PC games, and you could also learn how to play D&D. Instead of indulging my huge inner geek, I sought out my favorite comic book artist (and all around nice guy) Dan Parent! And I found him! Yaaaaay! If you’ve never met him you are missing out. I also met Fernando Ruiz, another great Archie comic book artist. I got two commissions done by them, and you should all be jealous.

Now for the bad. The convention had around 77 thousand people. Javits is a huge convention center, and NYCC is frankly NOT utilizing the space to their advantage. Plus, despite the fact that the anime festival was included, all of the anime dealers were shoved into a tiny corner of the main hall, which was frankly the most crowded. It was if they were an after thought. Plus the variety of anime dealers was not there. Almost all of them sold the same crap, and while you can make that argument for comic book dealers, there was literally not variety or competition. The same crap was the same crappy price at another crappy booth. If you want an example of a real “anime” dealers room, go to Otakon. The anime stuff should have been given a different room, which would have added more space for the con. I highly doubt it would have hurt sales either.

I also heard from a few dealers that theft was rampant at this convention, but at the same time sales were good, and strong. This is wonderful news. I myself did not buy any comics. I did however buy some cutsey items from Japan as well as a True Blood shot glass. However, because of the crowds, I left at 1. It was literally unbearable. I hope next year NYCC utilizes Javits better, and learns how to control crowds better as well.

Even so, can’t wait till next year!

-Lauren

New York Comic Con!

October 8, 2010

Han should be there all weekend, and I’ll be stopping by Saturday with my press pass! Yaaay!

See you then!

-Lauren

Happy Sunday!

October 3, 2010

Oh, Japanese cinema. I love thee.

-Lauren

Wonder Woman, T.V., and you.

October 2, 2010

http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/10/wonder-woman-tv-show.html

Not much to really comment on. I would love to see a female super-hero do well on the big screen by herself, but many people say it won’t work here. Now, dare I say, it works in Japan, we should make it work here. Before you go hysterical on me, Sailor Moon lasted on television, comics, and had three theatrical movie releases over most of the 1990’s. That does not include the MANY stage musicals that came after as well.

And while Sailor Moon did have a man she sort of relied on, please keep in mind this is the same man who got kidnapped by an evil space witch every season/movie/musical.

-Lauren

Birds of Prey #5

September 27, 2010

So far, this re-boot series has been terrific! If you are familiar with the Bird of Prey, it won’t be hard for you to jump right into this series. If you aren’t (like me), it won’t be hard for you to jump into this series, either. If you’re reading this blog, chances are good that you know who most of these women are. Oracle, the brains, is Barbara Gordon aka Batgirl. We have Black Canary, who happens to be involved with Green Arrow. We also have Lady Blackhawk, Dove, and Huntress. These team of kick ass women battle Gotham’s (or the worlds) underworld in an effort to keep you and me safe…If we lived in the crazy world that is DC comics.

In issue five we are still following the fight between Black Canary and White Canary. This fight while mostly physical, is somewhat of an emotional fight for Black Canary as well. However, we are still mostly unsure about the real motivation White Canary has against Black Canary, but the end of this issue will surely mess with you if you think you have it figured out. The other plot points seem almost moot compared to what Black Canary is going through. In my opinion she is the most interesting character in this series so far.

What really irks me, is that the art style changes in the middle of the comic. And it’s obvious too. I know lots of comics have more than one artist working on them, but the difference is usually muted, or if it is noticeable, it still looks good. This, does not look good. The art goes from really awesome, to really crappy, and back to awesome. If you don’t read this series, please pick up issue 5 and look through it. I can’t be the only one who gets annoyed at that crap.

All in all tho, this is a superb comic series.

-Lauren