If I were a comic book character…

I would not be able to fly, or to eat crazy amounts of food without getting fat. I would want to be Death. Not the Sandman character. Just…Death. I would be a sexy Death too. Besides being a hot Death, I would have a giant robot. You can only be a bad ass Death with a giant Death-Bot. It would be in the shape of a unicorn with a fire horn. I would require Kiss to play whenever I showed up. Kiss is amazing and cheesy. There would be lots of fire, and little cartoon monsters all around me. It would be an awesome Lady Gaga like acid trip. In short, that shit would be FIERCE.




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