Even with a cold,…

So I’ve been working all day with my nose dripping on everything I look at and sneezing like an asthmatic in a wood shop (would asthmatics sneeze in that situation? I don’t know. I think you get the picture.) (Just dropping in to say, as an asthmatic, if I were in a wood shop, I would probably have an asthma attack. The sneezing would be something else entirely. -Lauren)

I grabbed a box of tissues with my tea and sat down to grumble about being sick and attempt to feel even a smidgen better. Then I thought about it….What Would Batman Do with a cold?!

He’d kick the cold’s ass from one side of Gotham to the other, and make a set of tissues to boot.

Yep. Straight from eBay, you can wipe your nose (or the dribbling nostrils of a munchkin child) with Batman’s Epic Face.

Spiderman would make a hot water bottle for those feeling a little achy.

And Superman, well, he’d swoop in to protect your toilet from those, erm, purges.

You think you’ve seen it all, and then the Internet comes to tell you that you’re wrong. Well, it’s good to know that superheros have my cold taken care of, and I should be back on my feet in short time.

And I looked. There are no Aquaman toilet seats. But, if Aquaman had a toilet, it would probably be this:

~Han

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6 Responses to “Even with a cold,…”

  1. Gemma Says:

    Here are some awesome comic bandages!!! (found thanks to the Pop Candy blog…thanks Whitney!)
    http://www.spoonsisters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=51381&Category_Code=1023000&Product_Count=15%20%3C

  2. zuckuss2003 Says:

    You and Lauren post some funny stuff…but you got to lay off Aquaman some πŸ™‚

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