Mera is a bad-ass motherfucker

Mera is Aquaman’s wife. But unlike Aquaman, Mera can actually do something usefull. Like fighting. In Blackest Night she gets to really kick some ass (including Zombie Aquaman, but shit who couldn’t beat the fuck out of Zombie Aquaman?), and prove to me that not everyone related to Aquaman is a complete waste of imagination.

Mera is such a bad-ass motherfucker that she even gets to fight a certain other female hero in the DC universe, and she really kicks some ass. Also, she uses water as a weapon. That’s awesome. Do you know what Aquaman uses water for? A place to hide. He’s lucky his wife (who clearly wears the pants in the relationship) is a bad-ass.

Hell, in Blackest Night she beats the fuck out of other zombies too. She tears the jaw off of one before shoving her trident in the assholes chest. I even feel bad that Aquaman and her son are dead, because the bitch is fierce and deserves a loving family.

And meanwhile, in the Hall of Justice, Zombie Aquaman was eating The Little Mermaid because he’s a piece of shit.

-Lauren

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